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#crushedit 10000 steps 5chainz a midwife and a doula walk into a bar a sad fat dragon with no friends adventure time! adventures in babyland afternoon fika ahhhh stay on the left!! all about the swag all about those clams / 'bout those clams / no cockles all decked out all I want for christmas is a black diamond ice axe all in the family all that booze but none for me all that weird architecture can be attributed to the nazis' poor communications all the japanese food all the pretty lights all the rugs are belong to us all tycho did in hawaii was exercise all you think about as a new parent is poop and sleep anniversary island apologies to Agatha Christie and everyone who's written anything ever aquavit- good for the soul architecture at least it's not a pumpkin beer at least the sharks will avoid me too avocado popsicle natch award travel is the best travel awesome awesome national park lodges awesome sunglasses babies with corn baby dragon baby time baby's first corn mush backpacking doesn't suck after all bandicoot king of the desert bars with extra mint baths are pretty much pools beach time with blob bears! because of course we were there the first week they opened beer beer booze and coffee beer in the desert beer in the woods beer week with baby being tourists bernal love best birthday ever beyond incredible big mable biking birthday bash birthday celebrations birthday omakase blogging while on a completely different trip bloody marys are not good with fish blowholes are cool BOOM! booze Bowl Licker box baby breastfeeding is fun again breweries for the win bringing the san francisco summer to sweden bubbles everywhere bubbly built-in designated driver bula bula burrito. burrito. burrito. cacti are better cacti are cool cake stealer california baby cameras on camera camping is really awesome can I just float here forever can we get married here can't believe smoking in bars is still legal anywhere canals Candle Stealer castles! cheese chillaxing chocolate and beer and bikes oh my! claustrophobic contortions climbed a mountain in sandals climbing mt mama and other structures cone life congratulations your tiny human still lives conquering all empty roads convertibles are the best kind of transformer crikey this is a long drive cultural exchange curse you government shutdown dear god what is that thing defensible abandoned buildings in case of zombie apocalypse despite years of studying the documentary The Rock I was underprepared for the Escape diaper duty did we mention the awesome snacks? dinosaur park dji mavic does this count as a babymoon? don't go chasing waterfalls don't let sheep jump on your feet don't worry we didn't touch the whiskey library Doorway Sniffer drink more whiskey drinking at a carousel bar is awesome but confusing drinking for health and pleasure driving convertibles in the desert driving driving more driving ducks do well here elisse and scott endymion epic poses escaping the rain in museums even though these slides are very small I still want to get in them eventually we'll have a name exploring exploring baby-friendly san francisco feeling cultured fernz ferdinand fireworks and explosions and barges on fire! fishy fishies fjords! flashback follow the lights forgetting to eat four season adventure Frank Gehry friends! frolicking along the beach frondz ferdinand fujixt3 full metal tiki fun not scary getting bigger all the time getting old gimme a pint of the black stuff gimme all the chutoro glacier national park gnomes! go trixie go! going in the ocean is cool but I prefer the kid's pool gotta catch 'em all gotta get our steps in gotta get out / gotta-get-right-out-of-here gotta look the part granville island brewery never fails hanami all the time hanami throwback happy hawaii baby happy tiki sad tiki hashtag giant flamingo he doesn't really want to listen to anything more recent than 1987.... he gets mad if we don't go for a walk in the morning he keeps trying to drink salsa though he put a ring on it he's also really into garbage cans which is just... weird he's just a little old man who likes to yell at the neighbors he's starting to figure out this whole communication thing he's very good at happy baby heirloom tomatoes for christmas dinner helicopters aren't so bad after all hey bears hey mister throw me something hi Klaus! high west index hiking in the dark hipster baby holy crap we made a baby hoodoo hotel baby huge waterfall huh where is his other shoe I can't believe it's still beer i found a house but no mouse I like my wine like I like my scotch I swear that's our stroller and not a pizza oven I think that german guy thought we were crazy I'll take a shochu and soba please I'm on a boat I'm sleepy I've already reorganized his drawer twice I've got that bottle of sherry somewhere around here idiosyncratic idioms if you only drink nice tiki drinks while at mardi gras you don't actually drink that much if you want a giant fuzzy monster they have those too in australia coral attacks you industry drinking instead of kicking the seat in front of us let's look out the window Tycho is it christmas if there is no snow? is it REALLY pumpkin? is this a road or a river? it is very important to wash these rocks mama it's a requirement that I try every body of water I come across it's dog time it's not corn mush until we go to chevy's it's not raining but it feels like it it’s all about the food in the case jacob and rachel jetboils make the best lunches jugs are the new cones jumping after ridiculous amounts of exercise jumping into the sea just chillax and float man just follow the German kava: it's not doing drugs if it's a respected social custom kea kea kea keeping cool kiwi update kiwis are forever kristan wants to be a diver kristan's lost bag lakeselfie laughable mexican food laughing together forever lean-tos for the win let them eat malasadas let's drive a BMW around Europe little house on the cay little red wagon local liquor long walks along the water... long walks on the way to beer long walks with no water look a rainbow! let's burn all the wood look at all the art looking less and less alien every day low risk adventures? making daiquiris at the wet bar in our suite that were better than the tiki drinks at Don's making friends with bartenders making friends with strangers making you all feel uncomfortable guessing the weight of the pregnant lady malin and jimmy rock mama lost his shovel margarita time marking time against the coffee counter Max birthdays are the best birthdays because they are two days long Max flew a drone Max is never running again Max the even worse blogger maybe growling at each other forever too Meat Hook meet the beartles mesk travel co mice! milk monster mission burritos around the world moments of terror more beer more Mikael Blomkvist and Lisbeth Salander please more switchbacks movie night every night much less creepy than our first date must bike to the top must climb to the top must climb to the... bottom?! my wedding vows will be only in swedish napping in the sun Nelson hops are literally from Nelson Nespresso machines are actually awesome new car / old car new zealandangout no drinking just running no running just drinking norway!! not ashamed to admit I whimpered at all the thunder not enough beer nothing is better than pastry after running nothing tall but don't worry there was a boat now play count the sheep oh dear how did we eat so much oh no it's raining oh no the garden is dirty oh right cruise oh right it's ok because we biked up a MOUNTAIN om omg giant clams! omg I am running a half marathon omg I just RAN a half marathon omgomgomg omnomnom on the 7th month of Tycho, his true love have to him... 7 avocados, 6 sweet potatoes, 5 golden 'nanas, 4 peanut puffs, 3 baked apples, 2 poached pears, and some oatmeal in an avocado tree on the road again one of these photos has an interesting story written about it oooh caves ooooo pretty fireworks orpheus our coffee conquers the world our pumpkin in a pumpkin palm trees are cool? palm trees everywhere but it's ok pano stance pantry challenge parks picking up the lingo pixel3 please go to the potty please make my house look like this pool time with blob poop finds a way possibly too competitive Pot Scraper powering through it practical ways to avoid 4200 people when you're trapped on a boat with them pregnant sexy pose pregnant tiki tourism pretty sure max and I did something without tycho this month proteus public transit systems around the world PUMPKINS!! rats! really big balls red rocks forever redesigning houses in our heads redesigning your house when you aren't looking religious ceremonies as cultural tourism remember that time Kristan had a baby rex rotterdam is europe's largest port and other fun facts run baby run running bay to breakers in 2018 san francisco adventures sand in the mouth is not conducive to napping scallops can swim? scenic breastfeeding scenic outhouse scooters scouting for david and kelly scouting for elisse and scott secret beach see all the things seriously go watch the princess bride seriously he eats all the avocado seriously this month was all about sleep seriously those are some good pancakes seriously we should have sailed more seriously we spent at least two hours in torvehallerne seriously where can i get a rijstafel sharkies sir poops a lot sleeeeeeeeeeeep sleep baby sleep sleep sleep sleep sleepy baby is so wonderful smooth jazz snow bunnies snow is nearly as cool as cherry blossoms SO GLAD THAT COFFEE HERE DOESN'T SUCK! so many movies so many people in bath so many steps so much exercise so much hot tub so much walking so much wine socially maladjusted someday I will learn swedish someday we'll all look at the camera at the same time speakeasy spirits spirits collection splash zone Spoon Licker start 'em hiking young staycations are the best sundance and chill sunrise coffee surprise cake! suspicious baby swedish baby likes the snow swedish fish swedish food for the win switchbacks tagging is an especial art take two advil and walk slowly in the morning tame impala all the time tea is very british teaching him what's right thank god for mission cliffs thank goodness my guinness is already in the fridge thank goodness this aquarium isn't in a 90s convention center that pb&j was so satisfying the bard is my mistress the belgian healthcare system is amazing the best was zulu the bird market is up the colors the eagles the family that tiki shirts together stays together the final frontier the hardest part is getting used to him bonking his head the hawaiians and the swedes are my favorite runners the hottest December day on record the lively nightlife of doolin the name's bond the only way to be on an island the party was magical even before the magician the perfect timing of swans the rum is our suitcase the spirit of san francisco in just 12K the stroller is our friend the worst correspondent these parks are humungous this adventure brought to you by E&S Travel Co this car deserves a name this couch is hereby known as fort tycho this is a good idea and isn't dangerous at all this is how we do it in the sartor elman house this is one big lake this is the most elaborate Easter display ever this is the way this is where all the bikers go this marriage thing isn't so bad this town's gotta lotta history this was the best people watching tiggers! tiki tiki tiki tiki tourism tikishirtz time for a beer time to chillax time to open every drawer tiny cars and tiny houses tiny islands tired but not concussed toddler school too high for trolls topher total teething towers trains TREES tropical fruit and banana bread ftw truly beautiful signage tucks Tychiki tycho against humanity TYCHO KING OF BABIES Tycho levels up TYCHO THE DESTROYER Tycho the teenager tycho trick or treated on the boob tycho used poop it's super effective uh max the car just died undies! unexpectedly being surfers upward facing baby vegas has better pools and ice bars vikings volcanos are much better with snacks vote early and often wait too much whiskey wasabi!!! way too elaborate camp cooking way too long walks we are foodies we asked Malin and no she's never even heard of ant snaps before we could move here we didn't name this car (or that one) we finally have a bedtime routine we forgot to order white russians we love the doctor we must be correct we shall name it... Blorence we should probably plant an avocado tree we're going on a bear hunt weekend getaway well this is awkward looking well this is prehistoric well this tag habit has clearly gotten out of hand what do we possibly do with all these beads what goes down must come back up wheeeeeeeeeee when he's good he's very very good and when he's bad he's horrid when jogging means sleeping while someone else does all the work where is my beautiful train system where's the snow whiskey time why don't we just head back towards Reykjavik.... why is all the rum gone? why is Max allergic to gardens? wild horses couldn't drag me away will he hold it through the night will travel for concerts wine tasting in other countries Woah-oh Tycho on a chair world's fattest pigeon would totally stay here again yeah yeah yeah the baby is the reward yes that is a bottle of 30 year old chardonnay. yes it was terrible. yes-today is long winded tag day yet another day of endless walking yet another startup you can make seriously good ramen with a jetboil you should see the other guy yum yum yum
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