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#crushedit #sydnye 10000 steps 7 kinds of bananas I kid you not a master of DRINKING adventure time! adventures in babyland afternoon fika ahhhh stay on the left!! alcoholic beverages served inside of fruit all about the swag all about those clams / 'bout those clams / no cockles all I want for christmas is a black diamond ice axe all in the family all that booze but none for me all that weird architecture can be attributed to the nazis' poor communications all the japanese food all the pretty lights all the rugs are belong to us all tycho did in hawaii was exercise all you think about as a new parent is poop and sleep alligators everywhere almost as good as norman anniversary island apologies to Agatha Christie and everyone who's written anything ever applesauce rocks aquavit- good for the soul architecture are they singing or rapping? at least the sharks will avoid me too awesome awesome national park lodges awesome sunglasses baa baa black sheep baby time baby's first corn mush backpacking doesn't suck after all banana slugs banking problems baths are pretty much pools bears! because of course we were there the first week they opened beer beer booze and coffee beer in the desert beer in the woods being tourists bernal love best birthday ever best ranger talk ever best/weirdst walking tour ever beyond incredible biking birthday celebrations birthday omakase bloody marys are good? bloody marys are not good with fish BOOM! booze Bowl Licker box baby breastfeeding is fun again breweries for the win bubbles everywhere bubbly bula bula cacti are cool california baby camp coffee is the best camping is really awesome can I just float here forever can we get married here can you believe this water can you do the hula? can't believe smoking in bars is still legal anywhere canals Candle Stealer car ferries are the most practical kind of fairy castles! cheese chillaxing chocolate and beer and bikes oh my! climbed a mountain in sandals climbing mt mama and other structures concussions congratulations your tiny human still lives convertibles are the best kind of transformer cooking at home with lots of butter cops don't care corona-camping counting cliches craft cult favorite 90 Minute N.A.P. cubbies rock cultural exchange curse you George R.R. Martin curse you government shutdown dangerous walks along icy slopes dangerous walks along the beach dear god what is that thing defensible abandoned buildings in case of zombie apocalypse definitely not feeling bad about not hiking more in New Zealand did we mention the awesome snacks? dippin’ dot delicious hail does anyone ever fall off? does this count as a babymoon? don't judge don't let sheep jump on your feet Door Slammer Doorway Sniffer downward facing baby drink more whiskey drinking at a carousel bar is awesome but confusing drinking for health and pleasure driving convertibles in the desert driving driving more driving ducks do well here early morning coffee elisse and scott epic poses escaping the rain in museums espresso machine lust exploring exploring baby-friendly san francisco feeling "crabby" feeling cultured feeling like hugh hefner fernz ferdinand finn mccool built a bridge and then left his camel behind like a punk fireworks and explosions and barges on fire! fishy fishies fjords! flashback follow the lights forest friends forgetting to eat four days in the ocean but still a-ok four season adventure Frank Gehry friends! frolicking along the beach frondz ferdinand fujixt3 fun not scary get off the road buffalo getting bigger all the time getting old GIANT SQUID FROM THE DEEP gimme a pint of the black stuff gimme all the chutoro glacier national park gnomes! Go away moon I want to sleep go trixie go! got an axe to burn with you gotta catch 'em all gotta get our steps in gotta get out / gotta-get-right-out-of-here granville island brewery never fails Gully Gawk hanami all the time happy hawaii baby happy tiki sad tiki haugesund tourist office is super nice but really should stop sending people on unmarked muddy trails to get to the national monument when there's a perfectly good pedestrian path through town he put a ring on it he was from Holland but was actually Belgian he's also really into garbage cans which is just... weird he's starting to figure out this whole communication thing he's very good at happy baby heirloom tomatoes for christmas dinner hi Klaus! high west index hiking in the dark hipster baby hipster wine tasting hobbitses holy crap we made a baby hoodoo huge waterfall I can't believe it's still beer I can't believe there isn't a dog tag yet I feel small i found a house but no mouse I have a suitcase I like my wine like I like my scotch i picked a peck of pep- apples I think that german guy thought we were crazy I'll take some more of those mini pavlovas please I'm on a boat I'm sleepy if you want a giant fuzzy monster they have those too ignore this in australia coral attacks you industry drinking instead of kicking the seat in front of us let's look out the window Tycho inukshuk is it christmas if there is no snow? is it REALLY pumpkin? it's dog time it's not cold it's life-affirming it's not raining but it feels like it it's perfectly reasonable to bring a toddler to a distillery right? it's raining and we can't build a fire it’s all about the food in the case jeez development these days is really getting out of control jetboils make the best lunches jumping after ridiculous amounts of exercise just chillax and float man just follow the German kava: it's not doing drugs if it's a respected social custom kea kea kea keeping cool kiwi update kiwis are forever KRAMPUS kristan meets the glowworms take two Kristan the bad blogger kristan wants to be a diver kristan wants to be a diver but at least she can sky dive! kristan's lost bag lakeselfie laughable mexican food lean-tos for the win leaves! let them eat malasadas let's drive a BMW around Europe let's play hiking in a flash flood! or maybe not little house on the cay long walks along the water... long walks on the way to beer long walks with no water look a rainbow! let's burn all the wood look at all the art look at all the stars!!!!!! looking less and less alien every day lots of people make lots of noise love in a time of mimosas low risk adventures? making friends with bartenders malin and jimmy rock margarita time Max + fire = YAY Max flew a drone Max refused to kiss Kristan for days Max the even worse blogger Meat Hook mesk travel co mice! milk monster miserable vomitous mass mission burritos around the world moments of terror moonlight at midnight moose in the woods more beer more Mikael Blomkvist and Lisbeth Salander please more switchbacks must bike to the top must climb to the top must climb to the... bottom?! must stay on deck my wedding vows will be only in swedish mystical lands of fog and surf napping in the sun Nelson hops are literally from Nelson Nespresso machines are actually awesome never forget mr. falafel new zealandangout no drinking just running no we don't argue nocturnal visits from animals norway!! not ashamed to admit I whimpered at all the thunder not dirty not enough beer nothing is better than pastry after running nothing tall but don't worry there was a boat now play count the sheep now what OAKES oh dear how did we eat so much oh no it's raining oh no the garden is dirty oh right cruise oh right it's ok because we biked up a MOUNTAIN okay now smell this om omg get me out of this mall omg giant clams! omg I am running a half marathon omg I just RAN a half marathon omgomgomg omnomnom on the road again one of these photos has an interesting story written about it oooh caves ooooo pretty fireworks our coffee conquers the world palm trees are cool? pandemic pano stance parks picking up the lingo pina coladas ftw pixel3 playing dead in the desert playing hooky please go to the potty please make my house look like this please stop using your hands to swim poop finds a way poor Stan pop open a fiji gold porter college is the best Pot Scraper practical ways to avoid 4200 people when you're trapped on a boat with them pregnant sexy pose pregnant tiki tourism psych public transit systems around the world pucker up rats! really big balls red rocks forever redesigning houses in our heads redesigning your house when you aren't looking rotterdam is europe's largest port and other fun facts run away! run baby run run pigeons run!!!!!! running bay to breakers in 2018 saga san francisco adventures Sausage Swiper say hello to frank scallops can swim? scallops have eyes? scenic breastfeeding scenic outhouse scooters scouting for david and kelly scouting for elisse and scott SCREAMing secret beach see all the things seriously go watch the princess bride seriously those are some good pancakes seriously we should have sailed more seriously we spent at least two hours in torvehallerne seriously where can i get a rijstafel seriously you should support the kiwi sharkies Sheep-Cote Clod shipping containers are the coolest sir poops a lot Skyr Gobbler sleep baby sleep sleep sleep sleep sleepy baby is so wonderful smooth jazz snow bunnies SO GLAD THAT COFFEE HERE DOESN'T SUCK! so many movies so many panos so many people in bath so many steps so much exercise so much hot tub so much walking so much wine so ridiculous socially maladjusted some guards have it better than others Spoon Licker start 'em hiking young Stubby subtle shitrus notes sunburnt lobsters sunrise coffee surprise! suspicious baby swanning with swans sweater weather swedish baby likes the snow swedish fish swedish food for the win switchbacks tagging is an especial art tags should be more than 200 characters take two advil and walk slowly in the morning tame impala all the time tea is very british teaching him what's right thank god for mission cliffs thank god there wasn't any rick astley thank goodness for foot massages that pb&j was so satisfying the bard is my mistress the belgian healthcare system is amazing the bird market is up the colors the donut is MINE the eagles the family that tiki shirts together stays together the first Euro-American to raft the Grand Canyon was John Wesley Powell and he only had one arm the hawaiians and the swedes are my favorite runners the hottest December day on record the lively nightlife of doolin the name's bond the only way to be on an island the rum is our suitcase the sidewalks here are literally built on dead horses the stroller is our friend theoretically I could be studying right now but I'm playing Ticket to Ride instead these mosquitos are the worst these parks are humungous this adventure brought to you by E&S Travel Co this car deserves a name this clam is for laura this couch is hereby known as fort tycho this flat white is alright this is a good idea and isn't dangerous at all this is how we do it in the sartor elman house this is one big lake this is the most elaborate Easter display ever this walk brought to you by foursquare this whole area will explode someday tiggers! tiki tiki tiki tiki tourism tikishirtz time for a beer time to chillax time to trade this bumper car in for one that isn't electric tinkerbell! tiny cars and tiny houses tired but not concussed toddler school too high for trolls too much gluhwein topher total teething trains trash day best day TREES truly beautiful signage turkish eggs and turkish baths two cafe au laits and an order of beignets please TYCHO KING OF BABIES Tycho levels up TYCHO THE DESTROYER Tycho the teenager tycho used poop it's super effective upward facing baby usa usa usa vegas has better pools and ice bars vikings vinaka for all the fun Viva Los Gigantes wait too much whiskey wasabi!!! watching tycho do bridge is the best way too elaborate camp cooking we are foodies we climbed a mountain! we could move here we have as many photos of this as we do our wedding we love airbnb we love the doctor we'd like to thank the academy we’re faster than DOC well this is awkward looking well this is prehistoric whale watching for health and pleasure what goes down must come back up what is it? don’t know… wheeeeeeeeeee where are the damn lights where is my beautiful train system whiskey time whitebait: a terrible trick West Coasters play on everyone else who doesn't want to drink a Nebuchadnezzar why do old men run around with cheese why does nobody have salt? why is all the rum gone? why is it always Christmas here? why is Max allergic to gardens? wild horses couldn't drag me away will travel for concerts Window Peeper wine tasting in other countries with six huge red pillows our bed is best described as a love nest Woah-oh Tycho on a chair world's fattest pigeon would totally stay here again yeah that second shot of tequila was a bad idea yes-today is long winded tag day yet another day of endless walking you and whose squid army? you can make seriously good ramen with a jetboil yum yum yum
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