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#crushedit #sydnye 10000 steps 7 kinds of bananas I kid you not 80s life absolutely no qualms about stealing food from your plate adventure time! adventures in babyland afternoon fika ahhhhh bees! alcoholic beverages served inside of fruit all about the swag all about the swag whiskey edition all in the family all that booze but none for me all the japanese food all the pretty lights all tycho did in hawaii was exercise all you think about as a new parent is poop and sleep alligators everywhere almost as good as norman anniversary island applesauce rocks aquavit- good for the soul architecture arigato gozaimasu awesome awesome national park lodges awesome sunglasses baby ocd baby talk blech baby time baby's first corn mush bacchus backpacking doesn't suck after all banana pizza is a real thing banana slugs banking problems basic kitchen skills bears! beautiful and scary buildings because of course we were there the first week they opened beer beer booze and coffee beer in the woods beer running? being good canadians being tourists bernal love best birthday ever best ranger talk ever best/weirdst walking tour ever biking birthday celebrations björnfru bloody marys are good? BOOM! booze boredom born a ramblin' man box baby breastfeeding is fun again breweries for the win bubbles everywhere bubbly burrito time cacti are cool california baby camp coffee is the best camper van camping is really awesome can I just float here forever can we get married here can't believe smoking in bars is still legal anywhere canadian story time is almost exactly like bernal story time except with more orcas canals castles! checking off our islands cheese chillaxing climbed a mountain in sandals climbing mt mama climbing mt mama and other structures cold cold cold collect all the cones concussions congratulations your tiny human still lives construction tours cops don't care counting cliches craft cult favorite 90 Minute N.A.P. cubbies rock cultural exchange curse you George R.R. Martin da da da da da da da da da dad lap for the win dada dada dada dangerous walks along icy slopes dangerous walks along the beach dear god what is that thing dear god why did we think this was a good idea definitely not feeling bad about not hiking more in New Zealand dippin’ dot delicious hail do the kangaroo does anyone ever fall off? does this count as a babymoon? don't let the pigeon run your house downward facing baby dragon napping is just like catnapping right? drink more whiskey drinking for health and pleasure drinking songs that don't leave your head for a week drive time driving driving more driving drywalling over this was way harder than just pulling out the shelves and painting it early morning coffee elisse and scott enjoy all the traditions epic poses every building has an awesome mural on its shutters everything in its right place exploring baby-friendly san francisco feeling "crabby" feeling cultured feeling like hugh hefner fernz ferdinand finn mccool built a bridge and then left his camel behind like a punk fishy fishies flashback floor kale ftw floral patterns flytographer follow the lights forest friends forgetting to eat four days in the ocean but still a-ok four season adventure friends! frolicking along the beach frondz ferdinand fruit baby fujixt3 fun not scary get between me and my salsa at your peril get off the road buffalo getting bigger all the time getting old getting up at 3am for haleakala just didn't seem worth it gimme all the chutoro glacial flour ftw glacier national park Go away moon I want to sleep goat lick good good good good vibrations got an axe to burn with you gotta catch 'em all Grandpa Claus grateful for sleep Gully Gawk hanami all the time hanging out in the van hanging out with mama happy hawaii baby happy tiki sad tiki he eventually managed to vacuum the sand on the floor while I just sat on the couch he found the one cone at the museum he put a ring on it he will bus the dishes at the coffee shop he's already outgrown most of these clothes he's also really into garbage cans which is just... weird he's starting to figure out this whole communication thing he's very good at happy baby helan går hello smiley high west celebrity index high west index hiking in the dark hipster baby hipster wine tasting hobbitses holy crap we made a baby honoring the tiki accord how many years have we being coming here and this is the first time we've seen the beaver hugos and spritzes and tikis oh my I had no idea how much I wanted a rum shelf until now I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I think that german guy thought we were crazy I'll take highway 1 thanks I'll take some more of those mini pavlovas please I'm on a boat I'm sleepy ice cream shouldn't taste like beef jerky ignore this in Japan ramen is booze food and in my belly it is too industry drinking instead of kicking the seat in front of us let's look out the window Tycho inukshuk is it christmas if there is no snow? is it REALLY pumpkin? is this really a level up I ask you it's dog time it's not cold it's life-affirming it's perfectly reasonable to bring a toddler to a distillery right? it's raining and we can't build a fire it's tradition jeez development these days is really getting out of control jetboils make the best lunches jumping after ridiculous amounts of exercise just chillax and float man keeping cool KHAAAAAAAAAAN! kiwi update kiwis and kangaroos and sharks oh my kiwis are forever kristan meets the glowworms take two Kristan the bad blogger kristan wants to be a diver kristan wants to be a diver but at least she can sky dive! lakeselfie lakeselfie... technically laughable mexican food leaves! let them eat malasadas little house on the cay long walks along the long beach long walks along the water... long walks in the snow long walks on the way to beer long walks with no water look at all the art look at all the stars!!!!!! look at this guy looking less and less alien every day lots of people make lots of noise love in a time of mimosas making friends making friends with bartenders malin and jimmy rock margarita time Max + fire = YAY meal time creativity mesk travel co mid-century modern architect of my life mid-city milk monster miserable vomitous mass mission burritos around the world model shots moments of terror moonlight at midnight moose in the woods more beer more marching bands than I have ever seen in my life must bike to the top must climb to the top my wedding vows will be only in swedish mystical lands of fog and surf napping in the sun next time we're hiking iceberg lake no drinking just running nocturnal visits from animals not dirty not enough beer not getting lost in fish creek campground nothing is better than pastry after running nothing is better than pastry before running nothing like getting hit in the face with a corn tortilla to get pumped nothing tall but don't worry there was a boat now if we could only get him to poop in the potty and not just in his sleep now play count the sheep now what OAKES ode to toddlerhood oh canada oh dear how did we eat so much oh no it's raining oh no no don't make me eat that oh right cruise oh right it's ok because we biked up a MOUNTAIN okeanos om omg I am running a half marathon omg I just RAN a half marathon omnomnom on a side note you should go read the energy department's review of Stranger Things because they did actually review it on the road again one of these photos has an interesting story written about it only two types of bananas this time sadface oooh caves ooooo pretty fireworks our coffee conquers the world palm springs might be instagram central palm trees are cool? pandemic pano stance parks picking up the lingo pina coladas ftw pineapple time pineapple train pixel3 playgrounds around the world please make my house look like this please stop using your hands to swim pool days poop finds a way poopa troopa poor Stan pop open a fiji gold porter college is the best practical ways to avoid 4200 people when you're trapped on a boat with them pregnant sexy pose pregnant tiki tourism probably the most elaborately presented cocktails we have ever had psych public baths for the win public transit systems around the world pucker up red rocks forever redesigning your house when you aren't looking remembering to eat at midnight run away! run baby run run pigeons run!!!!!! running around running bay to breakers in 2018 running with cheese saga san francisco adventures sandstorm Sausage Swiper say hello to frank scallops have eyes? scenic breastfeeding scooters scouting for david and kelly scouting for elisse and scott secret bar secret beach seriously go watch the princess bride seriously I think she was freezing seriously those are some good pancakes seriously where can i get a rijstafel seriously you should support the kiwi sharkies Sheep-Cote Clod shipping containers are the coolest sir poops a lot sit please Skyr Gobbler sledding maniacs sleep baby sleep sleep sleep sleep sleepy baby is so wonderful snow bunnies SO GLAD THAT COFFEE HERE DOESN'T SUCK! so many movies so many panos so many steps so much exercise so much walking so much wine social distancing socially maladjusted some guards have it better than others some kind of bird-man spaghetti tuesday is a thing right speed demon crawling squeaky the dolphin called stars and stripes start 'em hiking young still not positive he's not a cat street art subtle shitrus notes subway art tours sunrise coffee suspicious baby swanning with swans sweater weather swedish baby likes the snow swedish fish swedish food for the win tagging is an especial art tags should be more than 200 characters tbt to world war ii teaching him what's right thank god for pizza and sausage thank god there wasn't any rick astley thank goodness for foot massages that feeling when your toddler can figure out the shape puzzle and you can't that time he just recycled the whole present the benefits of depolluting your river the best half marathon training program ever the bird market is up the colors the donut is MINE the family that tiki shirts together stays together the first Euro-American to raft the Grand Canyon was John Wesley Powell and he only had one arm the hawaiians and the swedes are my favorite runners the name's bond the only way to be on an island the people at cask should probably know us by name by now the pool is evil the sidewalks here are literally built on dead horses the stroller is our friend the worst part is they had two different pumpkin beers there should have been a cinnamon roll at the end there's totally a brewery at the other side of this crater... we just have to walk there... you know you want to... why would I lie these mosquitos are the worst these parks are humungous this adventure brought to you by E&S Travel Co this car deserves a name this clam is for laura this couch is hereby known as fort tycho this flat white is alright this is a good idea and isn't dangerous at all this is how we do it in the sartor elman house this is one big lake this is the most elaborate Easter display ever this is your baby's poop on solids this walk brought to you by foursquare this whole area will explode someday thoth thy name is participating in a parade... for six hours tiki tiki tiki tiki tourism tikishirtz time for a beer time to buy a house time to trade this bumper car in for one that isn't electric tinkerbell! tiny tyrant tipsy tentacles toddler school too high for trolls too much gluhwein topher total teething trains trash day best day TREES trick or treating around your own living room trip of a lifetime tropical adventures truly beautiful signage turkish eggs and turkish baths two cafe au laits and an order of beignets please tycho can you help me? TYCHO KING OF BABIES Tycho levels up TYCHO THE DESTROYER Tycho the teenager tycho used poop it's super effective Tycho wouldn't stop babbling the entire flight back Tycho's war hammer Mjölknir unplanned adventures upward facing baby usa usa usa vending machines are boss Viva Los Gigantes wait too much whiskey wasabi!!! watch out for snakes watching tycho do bridge is the best we are foodies we climbed a mountain! we have as many photos of this as we do our wedding we love airbnb we love the doctor we really should stop buying 180 eggs from the restaurant supplier we were going to list all of Tycho's new words then looked at last month's list and gave up we'd like to thank the academy well this is awkward looking what a day what is it? don’t know… where are the damn lights where is my beautiful train system where's baby zoe where's my beer whiskey time whitebait: a terrible trick West Coasters play on everyone else who doesn't want to drink a Nebuchadnezzar why did we leave the van why do old men run around with cheese why does nobody have salt? why is all the rum gone? why is it always Christmas here? why is Max allergic to gardens? will travel for concerts Window Peeper wine tasting in other countries wine tasting with babies Woah-oh Tycho on a chair would totally stay here again wtf disco reindeer ftw yeah that second shot of tequila was a bad idea yes-today is long winded tag day yet another day of endless walking you have not died of dysentery yum yum yum
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