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You know what’s the best part about this place? It’s not called Red Capsicum.

Man, this trip would be so boring without a data plan.

It looks so cold and rainy outside. Oh wait, it’s 93 degrees.

Can pescatarians eat crocodile?

Look at those birds! Oh god. Those aren’t birds, they’re bats!

I’m the one whose bag always disappears.

I don’t really need to put a harness on again.

I don’t want your hokey pokey on my passionfruit.

Are we in New Zealand or Africa? Look, there’s water buffalo!!

I just keep imagining that’s where you go to buy a cat to wear as a hat.