You know what’s the best part about this place? It’s not called Red Capsicum.
- Max, eating at Red Pepper
- Kristan, after spending much of the drive to Melbourne reading about metric units on WikipediaMan, this trip would be so boring without a data plan.
- Max, in AustraliaIt looks so cold and rainy outside. Oh wait, it’s 93 degrees.
- Kristan, after seeing the “Bush Tucker” section of a menuCan pescatarians eat crocodile?
- Max, on hearing a large ruckus coming from a treeLook at those birds! Oh god. Those aren’t birds, they’re bats!
- Kristan, at the Qantas baggage counterI’m the one whose bag always disappears.
- Max, on doing the Sydney Bridge ClimbI don’t really need to put a harness on again.
- Max, about his first New Zealand ice creamI don’t want your hokey pokey on my passionfruit.
- Max, upon reaching the “savannah” just north of HaastAre we in New Zealand or Africa? Look, there’s water buffalo!!