New Zealand

I don’t want your hokey pokey on my passionfruit.

- Max, about his first New Zealand ice cream

Are we in New Zealand or Africa? Look, there’s water buffalo!!

- Max, upon reaching the “savannah” just north of Haast

I just keep imagining that’s where you go to buy a cat to wear as a hat.

- Max, after passing yet another cattery

I am in fact allergic to, uh, everything in New Zealand. Good to know.

- Max, in the lush hills of Hobbiton